Welcome To My Platoon
Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…
This Is THE LIEUTENANT
No One Knows His Name
But When He Moves His Soldiers
It Is Like Checkers-Game
This Is SARGENT TONGUE
He Can Lift Up Stones
And If You Make Eye Contact
He Will Break Your Bones
This Is LITTLE MICKEY
The Sneaky Little Fellow
He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card
Without A Single Bellow
This Is MR. RASCAL
He Is The Size Of Flea
Where Are You Mr Rascal
You Are So Hard To See
The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER
He Licks All Spoons With Glee
Holding Them With Both Hands
For They Are Slippery
KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One
His Cheeks Can Produce Milk
With It, He Drowns His Enemy
A Truly Loathsome Ilk
Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY
He Knows How To Crack Wise
And Always Can Be Counted On
When You Need A Disguise
Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”
With Big Cigar In His Mouth
Our Demolitions Expert
For When Things Are Going South
The Ninth Is ME
Im New Guy Never Fought Before
I Just Cant Wait To Get Home
To Fuck My Wife After The War
